Cows Are Cool And Superior!

For all of you poor deprived people who are uneducated in the ways of our superior bovine counterparts will, the purpose of this page is too enlighten you of the ways of the cow! As you might have noticed if you have read my About ME page, is that I am the mighty lord ruler of the cows, so too give some of you the chance of possible survival during the bovine world domination scheme, you now have the chance to educate you with some of the words and ways of the bovine. Good luck to you all, though you will most undoubtedly snigger and not treat this seriously, so to all of you with this completely outrageous and wrong mindset, you will suffer and your time is near at hand!

Drawn by: Macphisto

Here is some bovine dialect you should all be familiar with:

• MOO..
  English: Hello & General Content
• MO
  English: Goodbye
• MO MOO..
  English: Nice Grass
• MOOOEE..
  English: Isn't This Fun!
• MOOOGRR..
  English: I'm Feeling Angry
• MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..
  English: Happy Happy! Joy Joy!
• OOOOOOM..
  English: HELP! I'm Stuck Upside-Down!
• MMMMOO..
  English: Isn't Chewing Cud Great!
• MOOOO *sob* MOOOOO *sob* MOOOOOOOOOO..
  English: Oh My God! They Killed Daisy!!
• MOOOOOHAHAHA..
  English: Puny Little Earthlings! Our plans for world domination are nearing completion, anyone want a humanburger? (EVIL SATANIC LAUGHING)

Some Cow Drawings / Images

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